Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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