Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Randomize
