You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
