I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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