I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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