I think I died a long time ago.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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