This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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