I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
