and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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