Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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