Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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