He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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