return my video game
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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