i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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