It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
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