Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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