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(213): View more from California

I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.

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(925): View more from California

Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother

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(406): View more from Montana

Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.

(1-406): View more from Montana

I'm not even gonna ask.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?

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(941): View more from Florida

He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.

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(830): View more from Texas

I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.

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(347): View more from New York

You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together

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(803): View more from South Carolina

oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?

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