rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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