Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Randomize
