i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
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