Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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