Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
My vagina is very pro this idea
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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