I wish I could punch you in the face.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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