And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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