How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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