your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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