I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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