It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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