ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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