Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Randomize
