dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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