She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
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