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he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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