That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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