How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
