I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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