Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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