I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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