You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Randomize
