Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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