he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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