So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Randomize
