11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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