i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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