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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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