our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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