We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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