Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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