Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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