The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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