'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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