I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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