mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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