Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Randomize
