Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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